OPINION: Why I’m actually waging a “Cupcake War”
I’m pretty sure cupcakes are the worst dessert ever created and. Yeah–you heard me right. Actually, I’m not just pretty sure, I am 100% confident that cupcakes were handcrafted by Lucifer himself. I will tell you why I will wage an actual “Cupcake War”.
These supposed finger food desserts are a lie and America has been hypnotized to believe that it ought to exist.
I, JayMac, am here to tell you that we should obliterate these treats out of existence. Join me in banning them from your house, your friend’s house, your mom’s house, bakeries, grocery stores, and anywhere that these treats are baked.
Jay Mcfarland hosts the JayMac News Show as well as the fictional podcast, Hosts of Eden. KSL Newsradio is part of Bonneville Media and based in Salt Lake City, Utah.
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